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Our 15 RV Rules for the road

We are in our 9th year of RVing and we can’t wait for all the adventures ahead this summer. But along the way, in over 250,000 cumulative miles of travel over the years, we’ve learned a few things.

And we’ve made some mistakes.

So here they are – our RV rules for the road we’ve embraced after 75,000 miles of motorhome travel.

 

RV Rules for the Road #1:  There is No Hurry

Okay, sometimes you really do have to be somewhere at a certain time but, in general, RV travel calls out to be flexible. To enjoy it to the max, you need to be able to stop when you want, where you want. Make that one of your always-follow RV rules for the road. Setting an agenda, over-planning and plotting out stop-by-stop overnights is way too organized for us and causes us to miss the things you can’t find in a book or through online research, the things that just happen, like taking a road far off the interstate just because it looks interesting.

If you follow these RV rules for the road you will have great adventures
If you follow these RV rules for the road you will have great adventures

 

RV Rules for the Road #2:  Don’t believe interstate exit signs

Pet peeve time. For example, a sign along the interstate 20 in Iowa once told me there was fuel, in my case diesel, at the next exit. I took it. At the top of the exit ramp, the sign again says diesel and points to the left. Great. Nope. That diesel station is 5.4 miles away in town. Meaning a more than 10-mile time-wasting roundtrip.  Interstate signs like that are common and are often a scam. I’m wondering if various state highway departments get kickbacks from local merchants to lure unsuspecting travelers off the road. Probably not true. But it helps to have someone to blame. Which directly leads me to the next lesson

 

RV Rules for the Road #3:  Stay off the Interstates

They are boring. You’re in a tunnel. Trapped on the concrete. Buffeted by trucks. Surrounded by eye-pollution in the form of roadside signs. Forced to drive at ridiculously fast speeds. Everything around you blurs by. The only food available at the exits is fast food, which is invariably bad food. Sometimes, there is no choice. Around big cities, interstates help get you out of the congestion. But, generally, two-lane roads – the so-called blue highways – are always more interesting and get you closer to the places and people that make the RV life so enjoyable.

 

RV Rules for the Road #4:  GPS units are all unreliable

If you rely totally on GPS to get you somewhere, sooner or later you’re going to miss your mark and be lost. That’s one of the RV rules for the road you can count on. In my role as a tech reporter for all 215 NBC-TV stations, I’ve tried them all – Garmin, Magellan, TomTom, Rand McNally, Clarion, the GPS apps, Google, Verizon and the GPS apps offered on Android and Apple devices. They all fail. They all are incomplete.

Maps differ between them and there are GPS dead spots. A GPS transceiver needs at least four satellites to get any kind of a reliable fix.  Even on flat ground with a clear line of sight, there can be dead spots, where two or more satellites aren’t acquired. So, the transceiver just gives up as if there were no satellites were there.

The solution: Carry paper maps. We now have a shoebox full of state maps. We use them more and more. Or use apps like Waze. Much more reliable and up to date.

 

RV Rules for the Road #5:  Take less clothing

We use something called eBags, soft little easy to store bags that hold an amazing amount of clothes. Jennifer has three pink ones. Girls always need more clothes. I take two blue ones. I dare not peek in hers. But for me, one bag is for underwear, socks, and T-shirts – I pack five of each. The other is for an extra pair of shorts, a pair of jeans and three shirts. In our wardrobe closet in the coach, I have on a hanger a dress pair of slacks, one dress shirt, one sweater, plus a rain jacket and a fleeced sweatshirt.

Jennifer has the female equivalent in the wardrobe. Plus her three pink bags. We hit a laundromat or pick a campground that has a washer and dryer about every five or six days.

 

RV Rules for the Road #6:  You really can overnight in a rest area

Well, at least you can if you don’t set up camp early in the afternoon, put out the lawn chairs and string those twinkle lights that some RVers insist on using outside their rigs. Rest areas are to rest. Pulling in after dark and leaving in the morning after a night’s sleep is not going to get you in trouble unless you make it look like you are spending the weekend. 

 

RV Rules for the Road #7:  Stay away from trucks when overnighting

Whether a Walmart or a rest area, steer clear of trucks. They run their engines all night long. They pollute everything around them. They are noisy. On a lonely stretch of US Route 212 in Montana one night, we looked in vain for a national or state campground one night. There were none. Most of the area belonged to the Crow and then the Cheyenne Indian Reservations.

Finally, about 11 PM near the town of Broadus, we found a state rest area and turned in. We even saw another Roadtrek like ours parked there, along with a handful of trucks. We blissfully went to sleep, only to awake at 1:30 AM to the sound of rumbling engines and the smell of diesel fumes. The place was bathed in light. Besides running their engines, many trucks keep their lights on. Every inch of space was taken up by trucks.

There was no more sleep that night in that place. We left and drove all the way through into South Dakota, finally finding a KOA near Spearfish a little after 3 AM. We’ve had variations of that experience at many a Wal-Mart and now know… stay away from trucks.

 

RV Rules for the Road #8:  Good camp chairs are a must

When we first started, we used two collapsible and telescoping camper chairs. They’re okay. Chief benefit was they break down small enough to fit in the rear storage under the rear sofa of our motorhome. But they really aren’t very comfortable. A few years ago, we bought two of the gravity chairs that let you lie back and look at the sky. That’s what we call them. Our look-at-the-sky-chairs. They are inconvenient when it comes to traveling with them but so worth it when we want to relax somewhere. We store them folded up in the back of our coach.

 

RV Rules for the Road #9:  Follow the 330 rule

I had a fulltimer explain this to me early on. The 330 rule is “you stop when you have driven 330 miles or it’s 3:30 in the afternoon.” The idea is to get somewhere while it is still early enough to explore, chill, enjoy the place when you’re not wasted from driving mega miles. We are trying to adhere to that rule. In our early days, I looked at the daily driving mileage as a challenge. The more the better. I kept trying to set another personal best. It’s 735 miles, by the way. Silly. Stupid, really. Is there anything worse than pulling into a campsite after dark? Less mileage and stopping early is our new mantra.

 

RV Rules for the Road #10: Put away the bed 

This is for Class B owners. And granted, this is a personal preference. I know many Class B owners use the two single beds in the rear and leave them made as a bed every day. We tried that back when we had a campervan but we prefer to sleep with the bed made up as a king. And every morning, we put it and the bedding away and make the back into a sofa again. It’s neater, gives us more space a place to eat, work on the computer, and not feel cramped. The few times we’ve left it as a bed has made the coach feel way too small.

 

RV Rules for the Road #11:  Eat out often

Okay, here’s where we are way, way different than most RVers. But, again, this has worked best for us. For our style, not yours. I refuse to feel guilty about this: Much of the time, we eat in restaurants. We do fix breakfast in the coach, usually something simple like cereal and a banana. I carry a small French Press coffee maker and make two cups every morning.

We usually pick up lunch at a restaurant and, about every other day, find a local place for dinner. When we do fix dinner in the RV, it’s simple and light, like grilled chicken strips over a salad. We use the Cuisinart Griddler for grilling and most of the cooking we do, instead of a charcoal or propane grill.

The local restaurants really give you a feel for the people and place. It’s as much cultural as convenient. So we don’t fight it or feel shame because we’re not carrying lots of frozen dishes and cooking every meal in the motorhome.  

 

RV Rules for the Road #12:  Campground Wi-Fi is a joke

Don’t even bother. Unless you are the only campers around. Otherwise, the guy three units down streaming Netflix videos has gobbled up all the bandwidth. Campground Wi-Fi is shared. That means s-l-o-w. We carry our own Verizon Mi-Fi data card to create our own network. All the carriers have similar devices. But maybe I should quit talking about that. Because we noticed this year that in many a campground, so many other people are now doing the same thing, that often even the cell service is so maxed out it is almost as slow as campground Wi-Fi.  See why we like boondocking?

 

RV Rules for Road #13:  Winter is just as much fun as summer 

We camp out in our motorhome all year round. Alas, we do have to winterize, living in Michigan as we do. But other than having to drink from bottled water and flush the toilet with antifreeze, it’s just as easy to RV in the winter as it is in the summer. Winter RVing is awesome. The crowds are gone, the snow makes everything beautiful and it is really, really fun. We’re again planning a winter camping trip to Michigan’s Upper Peninsula in February.

 

RV Rules for the Road #14: Don’t make impulsive purchases

Here’s my confession time, where I mess up all the time. Case in point: Two folding bikes. I shelled out over $1200 to buy two Bike Friday folding bikes a while ago when I saw them at a rally in Oregon.  Big mistake. Yes, they are cool bikes. But, really, we didn’t need them. We have two full-sized bikes at home. If we will be using a bike a lot, I just need to put them on a bike rack attached to the rear hitch.

I sold them on Craig’s List last summer and made a promise to Jennifer to never again buy on impulse. I also sold the StowAway2 cargo box I bought a couple of years ago (another $700 impulse buy.) Yes, it holds a lot of stuff. But we really don’t need a lot of stuff. The more we RV, the less we find we need to pack. 

 

RV Rules for the Road #15: The RV Lifestyle can be very unhealthy

I saved this for last and I hate to mention this but I think it needs saying. So I will. Food and drink consumption need to be controlled. We spent a week this past year on a very nice campground (I won’t say where) in which every day was themed to some event that involved alcohol. There were parties and happy hours every night and the place, made up mostly of seasonal RV residents, seemed to be stuck in the Sixties.

The music around the pool played non-stop oldies and it was like these seniors were on perpetual spring breaks. It would have been amusing if it were not so sad. There were people whizzing by in golf carts that should have been pulled over for DUI. The only good thing was these were, after all, seniors, and by 9 PM, they had all gone to bed. We’ve seen this in different degrees at other places and have had other RVers tell us they have noticed the same thing, too.

So there. Fifteen lessons we’ve earned that have become rules for the road for us. Now you need to read about our 330 Rule in greater detail. You can find that post right here. 

I’m sure there will be more this year. See you out there…

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Our 15 RV Rules for the road

1 thought on “Our 15 RV Rules for the road”

  1. Jennifer Griffin Striegel

    I love these!!! The last one cracked me up! Just spent a month with some winter Texans! We have learned all these things too traveling in our Class C and agree with all your points. We seem to travel the same way! What’s funny is we are a Mike and Jennifer and my Mike is an impulse buyer too!!!! We travel with a dog named Dirty Harry Lambert Handsomepants and he is quite the adventurer!

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